The “War on Millennials” October 12, 2010 at 3:24 am
Today I discovered that there are now more “echo boomers” (mostly Generation Y’ers/”Millennials”, born 1982-1995) than Baby Boomers (b. 1946-1964) alive. I think there were originally more Baby Boomers born, but due to the unwavering passage of time their numbers are shrinking faster than Gen Y.
If you’re comfortable ascribing malice to an entire generation (which I am, for reasons that you’ll see below, however circular the argument), this fully explains to me the recent “war on millennials” that I’ve noticed in the media and blogosphere.
If you’re not making the logical leap yet (I can’t blame you): Generation Y’ers (mostly the direct children of Baby Boomers, I might add) are now in our late teens ranging up into our late twenties. Due to the laws of physics, or at least time and society, EVERY late teen, early, mid and late 20-something are all Generation Y’ers. Our society seems to idealize youth (specifically our 20s, it seems) and the rather not-so-forgotten-as-gen-X Generation Y is fully in our 20s…but not quite 30 yet; in other words, for the next few years at least we’ll completely dominant the 20-something age bracket: every last 20-something will be of Generation Y. To top it all off, in the last few years more Boomers have died than millennials (again, a rather natural ‘law’ of time and society), and suddenly there’s more of us (gen Y) and the heretofore absolutely dominant generation of the last almost half century is being ‘replaced’ (not by our rules mind you, by the rules of the people who parented us, taught us, and raised us…the boomers; I have never seen a Gen Y’er try to assert any kind of superiority over any other generation…with the possible exception of myself, but as I’ve stated before: they started it *wink*) with children of the 80s, who came of age with 90s soccer moms and 9/11. I don’t think many boomers have even consciously noticed this generational shift, but someone’s subconscious seems to have, because I have no other way to explain the slow but steady trickle of ‘negative press’ about Gen Y that all put together is akin to a full-on assault. An assault that I find to be at best annoying and at worst extremely insulting, rude and angering.
And in answer to all of the shit that gets leveled at us (in no particular order: “entitlement generation,” “generation whine,” “lazy,” “resistant,” “unrealistic”), I don’t want to have a huge debate because those usually involve lots of sources on my end and I haven’t done the research yet to support any kind of strong argument (got a sociology exam in 7.7 hours…ironically I don’t think these topics are covered…*sigh*) but I just want to put something out there: if you’re a boomer think about yourself and your peers and answer this following question; if you’re a gen X think about your older siblings or parents or any other boomers you know (age 46-64 now), if you’re gen y think about your parents, if you’re Greatest Generation think about your kids, etc. Basically everyone think of all the boomers you can and answer me this:
“What would YOU be like if they were your parents?”
I thought so.
To the extent that it’s baby boomers leading the charge against gen y: you only have yourselves to blame for how we turned out. We’re YOUR FUCKING KIDS.

If you find the spreadsheets overwhelming or just want the analysis, here’s what I found interesting:

(I would think at least 5-10 minutes for this) I imagine it adds up to half an hour or more. For this reason I would suggest every station on the route be “off-line,” meaning if an operator decides to run express trains and skip a certain station, but a different operator decides to stop there, they can both do that and the express train can just pass the “local” one by. The idea of express and local trains is obviously not a new one, but I think that having the off-line stations (perhaps even with several miles of off-line track for slowing down and speeding up trains) is pretty important. This would mean, for example, that if an operator wanted to try to capitalize on the nearly 10 million people who travel from NYC to Miami every year, but didn’t want to slow down the trip at all by stopping at any other stations, they could run a nonstop train and, depending on the train and track technology, could possibly do the 1600 mile trip at an average speed over 200 miles an hour, making it a nice, calmer, and not-too-much longer trip than by air (when you take into account airport security time, delays, etc.).
This comes back to the idea of keeping competition open, as well: if all the stations are basically optional, that makes it more possible for a potential operator to mix and match what they want to do on the system.
And I think that’s what we need in America: federally owned and maintained tracks and signaling infrastructure and private companies using that track for freight, cargo and passenger services. (To be fair Amtrak already uses tracks it doesn’t own across most of the country, so this is not an entirely new concept.) Aside from a toll road here and there (my state’s local toll road, the